This is to inform the world that I am aware of the international conspiracy to prevent my getting an admit at an US University and am fully cognizant of the names of the various ringleaders and their respective roles in the plot. The head hog in this devlish cabal is none other than the respected professor of Chemical Engineering at RPI, H.C Van Ness ( may he trip over an untied shoelace and break his ruddy neck). He is being aided and abetted in his endaevours by the enemy of mankind Abbot and other colleagues, who are too numerous to list(evidently , I have many enemies in the US). The Indian angle is being controlled by none other than the head of the dept of E&I , AU,Prof(?)Dr.(??) uknowwho. Gentlemen(???), I warn you - My revenge shall be hideous and quite crudely surgical in nature. Desist before it is too late. If you want to amuse yourselves, try teasing tigers. I assure you that you will remain in better health that way.
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